The old “birds and the bees” conversation just got a little more interesting. Canadian researchers in Australia recently discovered that jewel beetles have been dying while attempting to mate with beer bottles. This seems to be definitive evidence that drinking will lower your inhibitions to inexcusable levels. Good luck to all you parents out there with the new “birds and the bees, and the beetles, and bottles” talk.
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Get a room!