A new beer is gracing the shelves of Maryland liquor stores. At first glance the beer, touted as a “premium light American lager,” seems to bare a striking resemblance to the Bud Lights and Coors Lights of the world. However, it is quickly apparent that this new beverage is doing all it can to differentiate itself from its competitors.
We’re not sure how to feel about this new drink marketed to women and called Chick Beer. Every fiber of our bodies wants to rip Chick Beer for being just another terrible American lager with another gimmicky marketing spin. However, we’ve since decided to revolutionize the pop culture by inventing Chicking. Much like Icing, Chicking involves surprising your friends with a Chick Beer. They then have to put on a wig and slowly nurse their beer over the course of an hour.
We’re also working on a recipe for the first Chick Beer competitor. It is also a light American lager. We call it LaGirl.
Chick Beer
I case you’ve been living in a cave for the last year, here is a tutorial on icing.