In this day and age technology is moving faster than we can keep up. It’s only a matter of time before our robot masters have us fetching iPads to satisfy their appetites. In the mean time, we might as well take advantage of our mastery of machines. People with more time on their hands than you have been hard at work to make the beer drinking experience a good one. Here are some of the gems they’ve produced:
Rapid Beverage Chiller
This cool device will get a beer’s temperature to fall faster than Charlie Sheen’s Hollywood career. The chiller works by rotating a can while spraying it with cold water. It also warms a baby bottle in seconds! One ice cold beer for daddy, one warm bottle for baby!
Beverage Chiller
Six Pack Belt Holster
This gadget will put Batman’s utility belt to shame. The belt is capable of holding six frosty beers and if that doesn’t scream redneck it comes in camo. Take a look at the bottle opener belt buckle to complete the ensemble.
Six Pack Belt Holster
Remote Controlled Cooler
Only suckers get up to grab another cold one. Use this remote controlled cooler to bring the beer to you while simultaneously freaking out your girlfriend’s chihuahua. Now they just need to invent a remote controlled pooper-scooper!
R/C Cooler
USB Mini Fridge
A cooler that plugs into your computer! You know you weren’t going to get any work done anyways and now you can proudly flaunt your laziness. It’s 5:00pm somewhere!
USB Mini Fridge